For investors who break their own rules

Make investing boring again.

Write your sell and buy rules once. We watch the market and tell you the moment it's time to act.

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Step 1

Write your sell plan when you're calm.

$58.20 ▲ 3.2% · 12–18 months

Holding 240 shares · avg cost $48.10

Tranche 1

Trigger price

$75

Sell 1/3

80 shares

+28.9% from today's $58.20 · gain ≈ $2,152
Tranche 2

Trigger price

$95

Sell 1/3

80 shares

+63.2% from today's $58.20 · gain ≈ $3,744
Tranche 3

Trigger price

$120

Sell 1/3

80 shares

+106.2% from today's $58.20 · gain ≈ $5,752
Thesis

Last revised 3 days ago

Pick your exits. Write your reasons. The app holds them until you need them.

Step 2

Get reminded, not nagged.

Today

Friday, June 12.

Action needed

Sell plan triggered

Your plan was to sell 1/3 of your PYPL holdings (~80 shares).

If the PM team can't ship a wallet people actually want to open, the multiple is going to keep compressing. Sell into any rip — don't wait for a hero quarter that isn't coming.

prices updated 12m ago

When prices hit your targets, you get one email. Your original thesis. Your original target. Nothing else.

Step 3

Prepare for the next crash.

When markets crash, go shopping.

Buy Plan.

Your pre-set list of what to buy, and how much, at each level of panic.

Total cash

$0

Tracking

SPY

Below 1-year peak

−7%

Next buy

At −10%, deploy 25% ($30,000).

VTI $18,000 · QQQ $9,000 · AVUV $3,000

Shopping list

VTI60% · $72,000
QQQ30% · $36,000
AVUV10% · $12,000

When the market drops

If SPY drops

−10%

Deploy 25%

$30,000

Buy

VTI $18,000 · QQQ $9,000 · AVUV $3,000

If SPY drops

−20%

Deploy 35%

$42,000

Buy

VTI $25,200 · QQQ $12,600 · AVUV $4,200

If SPY drops

−30%

Deploy 40%

$48,000

Buy

VTI $28,800 · QQQ $14,400 · AVUV $4,800

Decide now what you'll buy if the market drops 10, 20, 30 percent. So when it does, you have a list, not a feeling.

A confession from our founder.

I've been investing for over a decade. I know what I'm supposed to do. Buy patiently. Sell deliberately. Hold through volatility. Don't check the price five times a day.

And yet.

In March 2020, when the world shut down, I sold near the bottom. I had cash on the sidelines, a list of companies I'd been waiting to own, and a plan written in my notes from years earlier. I did the opposite of the plan.

The problem was never information. I knew. I just couldn't act on what I knew at the moment it mattered.

That's what this is.

One more thing

Boring Investing isn't for everyone.

Not for you if

You enjoy the rush of checking prices.

You think investing should be exciting.

You want hot tips or stock recommendations.

You trade daily or weekly.

Probably for you if

You've held positions for years and still feel the urge to react to noise.

You've broken your own rules and remember exactly when.

You believe the next decade will reward patience more than cleverness.

You're tired of investing apps that feel like casinos.

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You'll help shape what gets built next.

You'll get founding-member pricing when we eventually charge.

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Investing was never meant to be exciting. It was meant to be deliberate.

Make investing boring again.

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